Loft Cinema Description:

Public Transportation:

Call Valley Metro information at (602)253-5000
Information hours:
Weekdays - 5:00am to 8:00pm
Saturdays & Sundays - 7:00am to 7:00pm
Closed on holidays

FREE FARE
Children under age 6 accompanied by a adult are not charged a fare.

TRANSFERS
Transfers are free when you pay your fare.

General Rules:

NO Smoking
NO Acohol
NO Weapons
NO Marking / Light Pens

Miscellaneous:

FILM LINE-UP:

No Neck Joe III produced by Spike & Mike, animated by DNA Productions (5:30)
A humorous look at a hapless cartoon character with no neck.

Die Hard in under two minutes by Konstantin Bronzit of Russia (1:20)
A parody of the popular film.

Tyson: I am not an Animal by David Lipson (2:40)
A goof on the boxers serious rage issues. Learn how you can get your ass
whupped if youre in close proximity to Mike Tyson.

Ballet Blues by Thomas Kung (1:00)
Two ballet dancers, who have never worked together, begin rehearsals.

Bowlin Fer Souls by SuperGenius (2:30)
Satan, in his ultra-evil hot rod, The El Diablo, patrols the outskirts of
Hell to search out and capture stray souls who are hopelessly trying to
hitch a ride to purgatory. In the present case, a team of ex-bowlers are
about to taste their own medicine.

Horned Gramma by Dave Foss (1:15)
She mainly uses her magical horn to do good, although she has been known to
wreak havoc during tantrums.

Legend of Raggot by Sean Scott (3:45)
Loosely based on the urban legend inspired by Richard Gere, Legend of
Raggot explores the love of two men and their gerbil. Animated hilarity
for the whole family.

Grimms Humpty Dumpty by Ryan Montrucchio (2:30)
A 90¹s remake of a childhood classic. Humpty Dumpty now bangs in the
hood.

Swing Sluts produced by Spike & Mike, animated by Brett Johnson (6:00)
More adventures starring Summer & Tiffany as they decide to enter the swing
scene.

Billys Balloon by Don Hertzfeldt (5:20)
WINNER - Grand Jury Prize for Best Short Film 1999 Slamdance
A darkly hilarious and unbelievably twisted look at a little boy and his
balloon.

Beyond Grandpa II produced by Spike & Mike, animated by Breehn John Burns
(4:00)
More absurd caricatures of Grandpa

Body Parts by Jonas Odell of Sweden (5:30)
A series of hilarious vignettes.

Chicken Coup by Johnny Turco (2:10)
Spring is in the air as two eagerly expectant parents await the arrival of
their little bundle of joy. However, its not quite what they anticipate.

Beat the Meatles by DNA Productions
An animated record commercial featuring the greatest hits of the greatest
pop group of all-time: The Meatles. Includes the first US television
appearance.

Radioactive Crotch Man by Nick Gibbons (2:30)
Radioactive Crotch Man is a thrilling tale of action, adventure and
radioactive nether regions. Evil doers beware for this is one crotch you
dont want to tangle with.

Tongue Twister by Sean Scott of Canada (2:20)
Tongue Twister is a cold, hilarious ride into stark horror, preying on the
hidden fears embedded in the psyche of every citizen north of the 49th
parallel.

The Beckers: Cannibalism and Your Teen by Natterjack Animation Co. Ltd.
(5:00)
After hearing about two teenagers eating each other, Barry Becker warns
his son about the dangers of cannibalism.

Forrest Dump and Foreskin Gump by Roy T. Wood (1:00)
More of Forrest¹s no-nonsense explanations.

Surprise Cinema by Bill Plympton (6:00)
A gross-out parody of candid camera wherein a perverted M.C. puts
innocent victims through violent and obscene situations.

Merry Christmas Grandma by Greg Kovacs (2:30)
Revenge is sweet. Grandma has baked and consumed many-a gingerbread man in
her day, but this time she has messed with the wrong cookie.

Home, Honey, I¹m High II: What You Should Know about Drugs produced by
Spike & Mike, story by Matt Davis, animated by Dan Dudley (5:00)
A public service film about the dangers of drug use.



Driving direction to Loft Cinema:
One (1) Block East of Country Club on Speedway


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